Going Bananas

Maurizio Cattelan’s banana sold for $120 grand and here in my country, we have a former TV host turned entrepreneur going bananas after a medical doctor questioned her product benefits.






dont get me wrong - but when a medical doctor asking something, its better for you to come up with a sensible, fact based answers to justify and defend your product plus the public is going to consume it. Hell - after i see this ad, I spend couple of minutes to translate the copy in English. 

rich with multiple vitamins, dietary fibers, minerals and proteins esp potassium - well of course, you put bananas in it. 
 next time - just do a breakdown list of the vitamins eh.
how rich is rich?

includes fibers to help flush out toxins
interesting
what sort of toxins?




rich with calcium and protein to strengten your bones and muscles.
fuyoooo!!

minimize obesity.
wow - this is the first time obesity can be minimized. 
again - how?

help to regulate blood pressure - supervise insulin output and movements of oxygen.
 geez - sounds fucking technical here
 so diabetic patients can consume this? 
to regulate your blood pressures - stay away from all the political news, shut off your social media and sleep early. 

 increase your metabolism rates.



 I guess if she is given a choice - she will go back and sell her tudung rather than this banana milk eh.  





 






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