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Form and Function

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lets see how you hold your tummy after lunch.... very comfy after eating lemang and rendang

Tabung

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since the new Finance Minister informed us that our country now is in debt in tune of trillions, they launched a public bank where Malaysians can donate to help out the new government. If you want or dont want to donate  to this, if all means by possible, just keep it to yourself. Is there a need to screen capture your bank transfer?

Tempe

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Pembangkang - their job scope is to see the bad in everything good, Like tofu, tempeh is made from soybeans, but it is a whole soybean product with different nutritional characteristics and textural qualities. Lagi lama lagi sedap. Kalau sembang tapi tak buat kerja kita cakap "pembangang". Minus 22 years under Tun, You guys have years to do something but you left the country with an huge ridiculous debt. siapa yang bangang and bengang now especially the ones who paying the debt?

Wesak

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May everyone be FREE from physical suffering, mental suffering, FREE from ANY harm and danger and live WELL and HAPPY. Alot of people immediately jump unto the shower when the alarm clock goes off, imagine you cant wake up. Imagine you cant shit for days? Or got a bloody toothache - that is physical suffering. Thinking about your unfinished workload or annoying morning meetings that is mental suffering. Facing the morning traffic crawl alone is a suffering. yet we continue to do it.  Who is the Buddha? An Indian Prince = Siddhartha Gautama was born, got his enlightenment and died on the same date. That is the Wesak. He changed his name to Buddha means The Awakened One .  What do you mean The Awakened One? Are you awake? How do you behave or act you are sleepy, asleep and being wide awake. When you are wide awake, you are alert. If someone who texted while driving,causing nuisance for others -  is he/she sleepy or asleep? If you are...

Bye

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Its not wise to upset a wookie.

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Millions, Billions and Trillion.

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so finally the hardworking police did the final counting after they raided our former Prime Minister condominium. MYR130 million in cold hard cash . That doesnt include the value of other jewelry designers bag and other assorted nonsense. tak meletup pun nasib la. Apparently former PM lodge a police reporting that this cash is donation for Barisan Nasional’s election campaign. So it means these amount are the leftover ones? Not enough time to spend ker bro? With these cash, you got irritated when someone chewing away your chocolates?

Nokia

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you served me well my dear old friend. Time to put you to rest like Winter Soldier.

Age and Act

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these two helmsman supposed to be spending time with grandchildren ( great-grandchildren ), but now coming back to steer the country back.

Absurd

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absurd adjective 1. wildly unreasonable, illogical, or inappropriate. "the allegations are patently absurd" synonyms: preposterous ,  ridiculous ,  ludicrous ,  farcical ,  laughable ,  risible ;

The Heavy

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wondering what's inside and how heavy the luggage is.

Patience

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Moderate

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how much you can eat? you have only one stomach la desire is a bottomless bowl

Motion/Time

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Al Kisah : Chocolate

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this headline cracks me up. While raiding the former premier's resident for documents and what not, lets see what's interesting in the fridge. only the insane will avoid chocolates and ice-cream ok

Bata and Kurt Cobain

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apparently Bata is in the groove back - all thanks to Tun and yes....Kurt Cobain. someone highlighted Tun uses Pilot Ball Liner Pens. Why i need to highlight this? I used this too.....now everyone knows this wonderful pen. Awesome right? This is how you make people respect you more. Instead of someone who uses Supreme T-shirt and a Balenciaga cap "mingling" with rakyat jelata.

Uncle Ben

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all of this damage can be avoided in the first place if everybody KNOW their ROLE and Responsibility, NOW - everyone paying the price.  Enough la jumping here and there, blaming someone, covering your asses. What you do when you when you Wake up everyday? How do you sleep at night?

Open Sesame

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you misplaced the keys to your safe deposit box? not opened for 2 years? wow?

Education

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while waiting to see Tun's new and leaner cabinet lineup, Tun took up the Education Ministry post. His reason? "I took over Education portfolio because so many people are uneducated" Now lets backtrack a lil bit, this Professor Kangkung who apparently made himself famous when one of the seminar, he kept mentioning Tun M is too old to manage the country, got his shock of his life when his subject Tun M came in for the seminar.  Kangkung resigned. 

Brain

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Bloomberg in a recent report revealed some of Mahathir's habits on how he has been maintaining a healthy lifestyle. According to Tun Mahathir, he routine includes waking up everyday at 6.30, walking, pumping iron, cycling, and horse riding. Mahathir is also apparently a firm believer in mental exercises as he said, "Read and write. Exercise your brain."

Masterchef Malaysia

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Teacher

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Im simply grateful seeing our dearest country Malaysia is filled with clean air since our election. Oh yes, seeing new faces, humility, ordinary people and yes common sense coming unto the media after years - years of bullshits offered to us. Its lovely. People know what is good, honesty and what is not and finally yes....knowing people is not stupid. Thank you Tun. You shook the tired, jaded nation. Sweeping away with your blatant honesty, wit and sarcasm.  Mind you, he is 93 and continue to embarrass me with his work ethics and stamina.  But again stupidity can be a contagious disease when emotions and being personal. Its messy.  Having a brain is different than using it. For years i found out sharing or giving out hard truth is not easy. Anything that is clear, concise and good normally perceived to be bad. It's a clean, deep cut. People require time to reflect upon it. Im super grateful as im blessed with "teachers" who able to knock my ego away, m...

Biskut

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5pm - jom kita kena biskut kering, celup kopi. Bukak TV. p/s - apparently Jabba won yesterday. I wonder why and how.

10th May

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its glorious, GLORIOUS!!!! People finally woke up from their slumber, after got buttfucked by GST, floating inconsistent petrol prices, poor ringgit, increased chicken prices and illogical nonsense given out by ministers. We are not stupid. So welcome back TUN, the El Capitan.  The universe is so so generous and objective enough granting Tun a second chance and redemption to correct what is wrong. And he did it when he still ALIVE and kicking. Tun can do so much but the role to facilitate changes - the most important role is ourselves, US Malaysians.  Thank you TUN, 93 year old man coming back, seeking redemption as a freaking gentleman, with balls of steel- asking for forgiveness, making your detractors swallowing back at their criticisms and comments. You showed me that universe is fair and balanced.  So my fellow Malaysians esok be a better driver, jgn tulis comment bebal, kasi turn signal, jgn buang sampah merata and yes, kasi clear the political banners ...

9th May

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1. when you realized that you are governed by idiots 2. when you realized that they feed you with idiotic comments 3. when you realized that they can do whatever they want. 4. when you realized that you are treated unfairly 5. when you realized you contributed your presence energy and whatever related to create No 1 and No 4 after knowing what happened to Spidey in Infinity War

ReAction : ACT

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The Jawas

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Star Wars with her huge universe never fail to leave an indelible mark to their fans. Shrewd Lucas milk every penny from the fans - even to the extend making a figure that appeared mere minutes in the film. Yes that includes deleted scenes too...... Anyway i am way way over this phase. I sold half of my collection when i moved unto my new place. But one vehicle that lingers in the back of my mind is the Jawa's Samdcrawler. The massive tank/living cabin for the frisky droid merchant. I have to give credit to the creatives in Lucasfilm in naming their characters and their vehicles. So i decided to get the Lepin UCS Sandcrawler. Forget Lego as it costs over thousand ringgit, I managed to get one reasonably priced unit. What is lovely about Lego/Lepin stuffs is you can build any possibilities as their design is democratic. I have to give my hats off the designer who built the opening hatch. Its lovely. The scale is acceptable. I made some changes on the top as the design...