Vegetarian

Jules: Good. It looks like me and Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. What 'cha having?

Brett: Hamburgers.

Jules: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kinda hamburgers?

Brett: Uh, ch-cheeseburgers.

Jules: No, no-no-no-no, where'd you get them? McDonald's, Wendy's, Jack-in-the-Box, where?

Brett: Um, Big Kahuna Burger.

Jules: Big Kahuna Burger! That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. Ain't never had one myself. How are they?

Brett: Th-they're good.

Jules: You mind if I try one of yours?

[They shake their heads]

Jules: This is yours here, right?

[Jules picks up a cheeseburger and takes a bite]

Jules: Mm-hmm! This is a tasty burger! Vincent! You ever had a Big Kahuna burger?

[Vincent shakes his head]

Jules: Want a bite? They're real tasty.

Vincent: Ain't hungry.

Jules: Well, if you like burgers, give them a try sometime. Me, I can't usually get them 'cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian. I do love the taste of a good burger. Mmm. [To Brett] You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?

Brett: No.

Jules: Tell them, Vincent

Vincent: Royale with Cheese.

Jules: Royale with Cheese. Know why they call it that?

[Brett shrugs]

Brett: Uh, because of the metric system?

Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart mother****er. That's right. The metric system.

[Jules tosses the burger down on the table. He points at a plastic cup]