Short and Sweet

10 young men aged between 19 and 20 came in at 2 AM. Their case was necrotic genitals. Half of the skin on their genitals had turned black. 


the doctor treating them explained that all the young men admitted to doing something unreasonable by injecting ‘leeches medicine’ into their genitals.

“One of them said they injected leech medicine into their own genitalia. 

told Doc it would help them ‘last longer.......daring enough to inject in such a sensitive area,” 


In an era where information is easily accessible, they should at least google it. 

But......NO.

“The thing is, they’re still so young. They aren’t even married yet. Why would they need to last longer? What’s wrong with kids these days?”

all of them had to be admitted because they needed to have half of their penises amputated.

 after treatment, the condition wouldn’t affect the functionality of their genitals.

“The medical officer said it would still function, but well... it’s shorter now,”



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