Soldier Boy

 

"Diddle that skittle"

"Flick the bean"

"Find that man in the canoe"

"Came like a faucet"

"Crank up the Jonas Brothers, and she'd hump a Soldier Boy pillow. She'd raw dog that pillow until she saw god."

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