Starbucks

how to fuck things up - let me rephrase again, how to fuck everything up gloriously, throw all the hard work, efforts poured unto crafting a tv series that glorify incest, sex, dragon and winter.

the crew forgot to take away the Starbucks cup.

Eagle eyed fans noticed this and the Internet blew up. Starbucks got free advertising worth billions.


Not enough - with no source material to rely on, the show runners/writers David Benioff and D. B. Weiss, millions of fans got served with a bad instantaneous brew of vomits in Season 8. The plot, long build up screwed up, battle scene cinematography got so dark until they have to issue out technical note to adjust their screens in the final Season 8.

I can only relate to the fans frustrations while laughing silently. for Film-makers at times love to shoot everything in the dark and make us guessing what's going on - you guys deserve a place in hell.

Imagine spending 8 years following, endless favorite character got killed ceremoniously and finally a shit ending. Now people can relate how i felt towards Star Wars prequels and Episode 7,8 and 9. Now everyone can feel how i felt when DC is trying to do something new. One of the TV series i followed religiously and rewarded with shit is Dexter, i got mad as hell, in LOST, there are so many unfinished shit hole that need a good explanation.

Good news, GOT writers are hired by Disney to expand Star Wars too.

Everyone now need to live and carry on with their life with Jar-Jar Binks ( mind you, Lucas have Jar Jar turned to be a Senator ), jarring unbelievable narrative ( more people losing their hands ) which doesnt relate to one another  Episode 7,8 and 9 simply is going from bad to shitty.

I can only predict that Episode 9 going to throw shit to everyone.

In Episode 8, i felt Luke is laughing himself to the bank with this shit scene

Its like the government -  they couldn't give enough shit but ended up throwing more shit to the people.

What making it worst, we paid something to get shit at. Just like how we paid upfront for the touch and go card - ended up in a fucking massive traffic jam. Just like how we been served with god-awful inedible trash meal and they charged us service tax. Just like how Shannon Ahmad wrote in his seminal, angst fueled pages novel entitled.............SHIT!



 


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