Melaka High School
What i love being a Malaccan is that we are laid back - armed with a rough friendly lingo. As usual most of the time, others will think that we are RUDE, but the fact is we are not. Sometimes they can be LOUD too....
imagine an auntie screaming "Chou Cibaiiii........" when she spotted a cockroach...
anyway, it seems people getting edgy and sensitive nowadays, since in the social media, they can impart their worthless 1 cent opinions and whatever related online. Back in those days where we dont have online and socialize offline - everyone seems more chilled and able to take any jokes with a tons of salt.
What i meant here is jokes that is related to race. Mind you, Malaysians are multi-cultural and deep down ( honestly ) we are racists la....but what is awesome is, we take the joke as it is...so for those who are you are too sensitive, let me warn you, its better for you stop reading ok.
Here is a scenario in my school back those days. As usual im in the boys school, so we tend to get rowdy as shit. All testosterone running high - and the only time we can calm down is....
1. having females walking past our class room
2. having an attractive female teacher ( forget it - non existent )
3. the dicipline teacher charging to our classroom armed with a foot long rotan.
So my discipline teacher is Cikgu Ya'amah ( he wears those bell bottom pants and a big WWE fan - his son told me that when his dad meet up his friends talking about the latest episode of WWE - he will be so animated until "tangan ternaik-naik" imitating those deadly moves by WWE superstar...)
He came to our class - as one of the teachers complaint us being lazy, plus his office is just right beside our class. Everyone was quiet.Then he opened his mouth....
we laughed like shit - few of them felt sensitive - but hey..... most of the time, we will associate race with animals too....like Cina Babi....everyone got along well the next day. Imagine we have FB in 1995, i dont know how many teachers will be highlighed in the Buletin Utama for their antics....or got sued by those overzealous parents.
Itu belum masuk kes rotan.....kena lanyak sampai lebam pun no problem....
Anyway below are a list of events happened which i still remember, the 5 KEM 4, multicultural, unruly teenagers at their best too...
1. Cikgu Yaamah ( again ) once said this kelas ada Orang Dayak, hobi which is memekak dan jamming. The drummer is Benjamin.
2. Yours truly suka baling/merosakkan kerusi dan meja sekolah.
3. We bullied a male trainee teacher cikgu trainee, he literally shed a tear....he said "kau ingat aku ni tunggul ker?....the class went quiet and then proceeded of ignoring him again.
4. Imran loves to burn the class broom ( lo and behold he is a fireman - karma )
5. The enterprising Mazran sold kerepek in class but as usual someone always successful stealing his stocks all the time.
6. Imagine that our class teacher jatuh kerusi in the very first day - courtesy of Mavin as he is the one traded his chair with the cikgu.
7. Our Prinsip Akaun teacher kasi soalan bocor untuk mid term exam in form 4 and yet everyone failed.
8. We have a game called "OPEN". Meaning we will stand separately in two lines, so an unsuspecting suspect will walk in the middle - whacking the living daylights of him.
9. P.George's table have "SEX IS FUN" graffiti.
10. Every time we have unofficial WWE wrestling match. ( Sepet vs Peng Hock )
11. Mavin ( again ) table once have a bloody rat in it.
12. Dunhill is the best ciggarete in 1995. Especially after a meal of Mee Goreng ( pedas macam sial tu )
13. Our history teacher is weird as she loves to shout at us.
14. As usual everyone doesn't submit their homework. Our English teacher is so pissed off with us, so she complained to our Hal Ehwal Cikgu..... si Rengga - Everyone kena sebat.
15. Our Pendidikan Jasmani starts from 9am until recess....its either hockey or football - boys and balls gel well.
16. yes....we didn't bring books to school
18. Maths? I begged Mangkuk once to teach me how to read Buku Sifir on the eve of SPM Maths exam, he thought im joking which im not.
19. We still listen to cassettes that time.Nirvana Unplugged.
20. Our Maths and Perdagangan teacher talks to the blackboard.
21. Kelas Monitor kena buang. That is me.
22. Someone wants to be a Prime Minister
23. The best when we have a cute trainee teacher, we are asked to introduced ourselves.....the we waited when someone got his turn. He is known as KONEK.the reason he got the tile Konek coz he likes to tell weird X Filed like stories to everyone...(e.g...semalam aku mimpi ada UFO landing - WTF )...so when he got his turn, the whole class answered for his behalf ........ KONEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK...........
24. We address each other's using our father's name instead of ours........
We graduated finally and proceeded to the next level of education which is LIFE.
imagine an auntie screaming "Chou Cibaiiii........" when she spotted a cockroach...
anyway, it seems people getting edgy and sensitive nowadays, since in the social media, they can impart their worthless 1 cent opinions and whatever related online. Back in those days where we dont have online and socialize offline - everyone seems more chilled and able to take any jokes with a tons of salt.
What i meant here is jokes that is related to race. Mind you, Malaysians are multi-cultural and deep down ( honestly ) we are racists la....but what is awesome is, we take the joke as it is...so for those who are you are too sensitive, let me warn you, its better for you stop reading ok.
Here is a scenario in my school back those days. As usual im in the boys school, so we tend to get rowdy as shit. All testosterone running high - and the only time we can calm down is....
1. having females walking past our class room
2. having an attractive female teacher ( forget it - non existent )
3. the dicipline teacher charging to our classroom armed with a foot long rotan.
what you expect from 17 year olds?
So my discipline teacher is Cikgu Ya'amah ( he wears those bell bottom pants and a big WWE fan - his son told me that when his dad meet up his friends talking about the latest episode of WWE - he will be so animated until "tangan ternaik-naik" imitating those deadly moves by WWE superstar...)
He came to our class - as one of the teachers complaint us being lazy, plus his office is just right beside our class. Everyone was quiet.Then he opened his mouth....
"hah.....ini la melayu, malas....bukit dah bagi kat Cina, tanjung kasi kat Keling - Melayu ada apa?"
someone replied..."melayu ada DEB cikgu...."ASB "
Itu belum masuk kes rotan.....kena lanyak sampai lebam pun no problem....
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| geng dayak |
Anyway below are a list of events happened which i still remember, the 5 KEM 4, multicultural, unruly teenagers at their best too...
1. Cikgu Yaamah ( again ) once said this kelas ada Orang Dayak, hobi which is memekak dan jamming. The drummer is Benjamin.
2. Yours truly suka baling/merosakkan kerusi dan meja sekolah.
3. We bullied a male trainee teacher cikgu trainee, he literally shed a tear....he said "kau ingat aku ni tunggul ker?....the class went quiet and then proceeded of ignoring him again.
4. Imran loves to burn the class broom ( lo and behold he is a fireman - karma )
5. The enterprising Mazran sold kerepek in class but as usual someone always successful stealing his stocks all the time.
6. Imagine that our class teacher jatuh kerusi in the very first day - courtesy of Mavin as he is the one traded his chair with the cikgu.
7. Our Prinsip Akaun teacher kasi soalan bocor untuk mid term exam in form 4 and yet everyone failed.
8. We have a game called "OPEN". Meaning we will stand separately in two lines, so an unsuspecting suspect will walk in the middle - whacking the living daylights of him.
9. P.George's table have "SEX IS FUN" graffiti.
10. Every time we have unofficial WWE wrestling match. ( Sepet vs Peng Hock )
11. Mavin ( again ) table once have a bloody rat in it.
12. Dunhill is the best ciggarete in 1995. Especially after a meal of Mee Goreng ( pedas macam sial tu )
13. Our history teacher is weird as she loves to shout at us.
14. As usual everyone doesn't submit their homework. Our English teacher is so pissed off with us, so she complained to our Hal Ehwal Cikgu..... si Rengga - Everyone kena sebat.
15. Our Pendidikan Jasmani starts from 9am until recess....its either hockey or football - boys and balls gel well.
16. yes....we didn't bring books to school
18. Maths? I begged Mangkuk once to teach me how to read Buku Sifir on the eve of SPM Maths exam, he thought im joking which im not.
19. We still listen to cassettes that time.Nirvana Unplugged.
20. Our Maths and Perdagangan teacher talks to the blackboard.
21. Kelas Monitor kena buang. That is me.
22. Someone wants to be a Prime Minister
23. The best when we have a cute trainee teacher, we are asked to introduced ourselves.....the we waited when someone got his turn. He is known as KONEK.the reason he got the tile Konek coz he likes to tell weird X Filed like stories to everyone...(e.g...semalam aku mimpi ada UFO landing - WTF )...so when he got his turn, the whole class answered for his behalf ........ KONEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK...........
24. We address each other's using our father's name instead of ours........
We graduated finally and proceeded to the next level of education which is LIFE.
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